Loch Ness Monster Wall Mounted Head Nursery Faux Taxidermy Vegan Decor

$50.00



Do you love the idea of taxidermy, but have trouble sleeping in the same room with that glassy eyed deer your weird uncle killed with his truck in 1976? This is the perfect solution!

Here I've captured Nessie in all her majestic glory. She will add a touch of class, sophistication and mystery to your home. She is an excellent conversation piece.

The wooden base is 6.5 inches tall (16.5 cm) and 5 inches (13 cm) wide. Nessie will proudly protrude 9 inches (23 cm) from your wall. There is a bracket on the back of the base, so you can hang it on a picture nail. At your request, I'll even throw one in for you.

The body is made from felt that is made from recycled bottles (technology!). She's sturdy, but I wouldn't try to hang a coat on her or anything. The wooden base was manufactured in the USA.

I can make these in pretty much any color you'd like. Email me if you'd like her in a shade that better matches your accent wall. I live to serve.

Also, for safety's sake, I've got to add that it's not advisable to let your child consume the eyeballs, or fashion the tooth into a shiv.

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

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