Guaranteed delivery by Halloween if you order before October 20th!
What do you get when you combine the charming personality of a sewer rat with the cuddliness of a pile of used teabags? Why, the naked mole rat, of course! This subterranean rodent is about to ferociously burrow its way into your heart. Bald, nearly blind, and covered in nipples, these creatures are surprisingly resistant to cancer; and can move their large teeth independently of each other (like a pair of chopsticks). Fascinating? Yes!
This listing is for one, custom sized rodent suit. The suit is made of eco felt, and has a sturdy zipper closure. The hood can be worn up or down, with horrifying results either way. The paws feature mitten-like openings so you can actually use your hands. The rows of nipples down the front can be omitted if you are worried about receiving excessive amounts of purple nurples.
Each suit is made to order according to your specific measurements. Just let me know what size you want at checkout. I will need your waist, inseam, chest and arm length measurements. I'm happy to accommodate special requests as well. Need a flask pocket? No problem! Need it 10 feet tall? Let's do it!
Because this is made to order, please allow 10 to 14 days for it to be shipped. Rush orders and overnight shipping can be arranged, but require large caffeine bribes.
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)